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OK, these are rapid fire, and we're just
rapidly firing our version of rapid fire. Well,

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let me tell you. Hi, I'm Anne Hathaway and I'm
Ewan McGregor, and we are doing the New Yorker

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mini interview. Ladies first. Sure, thank you.

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Who would you bring with you to a deserted
island? And my wife Mary. OK. I mean that's,

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that's a no brainer. Any of the kids? No. Uh,
date night, date night, date island. What is a

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piece of advice that you would give your
younger self? Chill out.

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Brilliant. Oh, OK, mine to you is if you were
a dinosaur, which dinosaur would you be? I'd be

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that big, huge, big long necked vegetarian one
. We used to call it a Diplodocus when I was at

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school, but I don't know what it's called.
Let's just say they still do. Diplodocus. What

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is a movie that everyone should watch? Gosh,
oh, you know, I did just recently

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watch uh My Best Friend's Wedding. Oh yeah, uh
, this past weekend, so I'd say like that and

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then like 2001 A Space Odyssey. Yes, I'm with
you on both of those. OK, so mine to you is,

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what is your favorite work of sci-fi?
Interesting. Well, 2001 A Space Odyssey would

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have to be up there. And then I was a, you
know, I was a diehard Star Wars film for when I

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was a kid. Uh, the first Star Wars film.
Episode 4, A New Hope. I love that you loved

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that as a kid and that happened. I know it was
amazing. It's amazing. Where is your favorite

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place to explore on a motorcycle? Oh, well, I,
to be very honest, right now Scotland is my

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favorite place to explore because I've moved
back there after a long, long time not living

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there and I want to know it again, all of it.
So that would be my answer. But where I've been,

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I probably, Mongolia is one of the most
extraordinary places I've ever been. And it was

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like life changing and life changing because I
met my daughter there. Yeah. Tilda Swinton said

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she loves to live in Scotland because that's
where she knows which way the grass grows. Oh

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wow, Isn't that beautiful? Yeah, that is nice.
Yeah. What extinct creature would you bring

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back? Chivalry, I mean. Civility, um, the
democratic process,

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you know, I got to play in a movie called Rio,
a Blue Spi macaw. And after I finished the film

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they went extinct. And so I showed my kids the
film and they asked me if they were still alive

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and I had to say no. So I'd like to. Maybe
there's a few around that we haven't seen. You

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know, sometimes they find out that that isn't.
I love your optimism. Let's hope so. What 1980s

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film do you wish you could have starred in?
Gosh, ET. Oh wow. Love ET love it

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so much and I don't know who I would have been
. I wouldn't change a thing about it, but it's

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just such beautiful filmmaking and the kids
are just the acting and it is amazing. What

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food do you miss most when you're not in
Scotland? Well, the obvious answer is haggis

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because you don't really get that anywhere
else. Yeah, I like haggis. OK, yeah. I had it,

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so I, I, I don't know why I'm afraid of it.
People are so afraid of it, but I don't know

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why. It's, it's nice. My friends from Scotland
talk about also like a deep fried Mars bar.

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Yeah, but, but your face is saying I don't
miss that. I've never had one. It became a sort

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of cultural icon that I don't love the idea
that that's what Scotland's known for, you know,

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because it's such a shitty thing. I don't know
if you know where I'm from. But uh we deep fry

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everything. Well, I never had one. I think one
fell in a deep fat fryer in a fish and chip

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shop once and they went, oh, that's a good
idea. Doritos were invented at Disneyland much

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the same way. Oh, is that right? Yeah, a
tortilla chip fell into like a spice thing that

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was being used for something else and they
wound up selling a batch and then they kept

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selling them and kept selling them and kept
selling them. I I'm just like made something up.

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I thought I read that somewhere. I love that.
Fact check me, The New Yorkerer. What

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accomplishment are you most proud of? Being
the dad to my kids. Yeah, you've got great kids

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too. Not just a dad, but a dad to great kids.
Well, oh yeah, I, I like. Oh, you're really

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proud of me. You can't even talk. Are you good
in a crisis? I'm pretty good in a crisis. I go

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very, very practical and very, very calm. I'd
say I think it would be easier if my kids

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weren't involved. I think that's when I would
probably lose it a little bit. I really don't

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freak out until the bitter end. So I think
that I handled the early parts of a crisis

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pretty well. Yeah, I, I can see that. What
1980s fad would you like to see return? No

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internet and no phones and just the freedom to
be a child in your childhood without being,

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that's what I would like to. I love when we,
we would be on set and all of your stories were,

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you know, from Scotland, we're just, I don't
know, they're just gorgeous and that they felt

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like wild and like, like proper childhood.
Yeah. Mine is not about being in the wilderness,

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but a couple of weekends ago it was rainy and
my family and I. To a mall and we had the best

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day in the mall, so I kind of want to see
malls come back. Yeah, yeah. Here's one. OK.

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What is the one thing you're working on
learning? I feel like I'm constantly trying to

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learn Italian, but I'm like just kind of
hoping I absorb it by osmosis, not really

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working at it. And I'm working on learning to
make time to learn how to make pasta. I have a

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teacher all lined up. It's my friend Kevin.
He's right over there. And I keep breaking our

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appointments for him to come over and teach me
how to make pasta. I'm sorry, Kevin. Do you

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have the little, the machine, the, the pasta?
I, I, I will have it. Kevin has told me the one

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that I have to get. And I haven't, haven't,
well, I just haven't gotten it yet. And um no,

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I'm really, really excited. I am hoping that
I'm going to be someone who can make fresh

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pasta in my life. That's, that's a lovely
thing to learn to do. Have we, I think we've

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got to the end of my bag. End of my bag too.
There we are. We did it. We did it. Thank you

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for having us, New York Yorker. Thank you. And
please everyone see The End of Oak Street,

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which will be in theaters on August 14th. God,
we're good. I mean, we are good, aren't we?

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Come on.
